Yes. I did walk to the door and find Mr. C. standing outside of it.
Yes. He did ask me to punch him in the stomach.
Yes. He guarded himself with this box.
And YES. We got it from Costco.
Yes. This made my entire day.
Yes. This was Mr. C.'s pre-dinner meal.
Yes. I do miss my long hair. Terribly.
Yes. I had extremely long hair for five years.
Yes. I cut it the last day of our honeymoon.
And YES. I am dying for my new camera.