Friday, May 20, 2011


Dear Mr. C.,

Is this the face I make when I'm being a sassafrass?


I figured it was.

I didn't want you to get too lonely once you get off work, so I just wanted to make sure you remembered that I will always be here for you, ready to sass your ear off about my forty-five thousands opinions that cannot or will not be moved.

Aren't you glad you married me?

Your ever-lovin' wife who currently has enough hairspray in her hair to pouf a lion's mane.