Hello! My name is Henry but my mama likes to call me weird names like Turtle, Alfalfa, Sugar Plum, Huckleberry, Lil' Elephant, Sweet Cheeks, Rumplestiltskin, Hungry Hippo, Sweetie, Honey Dumpling, Hafta-Squeeze-Him, and So-Cute-It-Hurts.
My dad calls me Farts cause, well...
Anyway! I'm also a boob monster and I breathe so loud you can hear me across the room.
But! More importantly! I am really, really, ridiculously cute.
(In case you didn't get the memo.)